It's time for random chat excerpts!

Me: ZEUS STOP BEING A DICK ALL BACCHUS WANTS TO DO IS HAVE AN ORGY OF WINE AND SONG
Kat: But Zeus cannot stop being a dick!
Kat: That's like asking him to stop breathing.

Me: OH HAY ISIS
Me: ....IRIS
Me: NOT ISIS
Me: ISIS IS EGYPTIAN
Me: IRIS IS GREEK
Me: I R SMRT

( Don't say his name! )